“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
(Source: hungarian)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
*takes nudes at the apple store*
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
